: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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