Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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