ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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