I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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