Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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