so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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