remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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