the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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