it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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