I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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