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So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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