I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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