Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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