hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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