Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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