I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
did i just pee glitter
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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