At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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