It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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