I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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