What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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