He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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