Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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