scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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