Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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