Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
