We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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