Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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