I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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