I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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