what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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