We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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