This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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