Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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