We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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