Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
