if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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