I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
do herpes really smell.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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