Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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