I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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