who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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