Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Randomize
