dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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