It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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