I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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