doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Someone came in the potted fern
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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