do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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