Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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