Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Randomize
