he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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