yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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