Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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