I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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