idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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