yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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