If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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