Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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